Why the Pistons WON'T win the NBA Title in 2008

I took this one at a game about a year and a half ago. Hmmmm....stylish? Are those GUESS jeans? I LOVE THIS GAME
Note the "Who let the dogs out?" slogan on her left leg. I have no idea what that has to do with the Pistons, also take in mind this was in 2006 NOT 2000. Click the pic for the MONSTER SIZED image.